I've always wanted to learn Wicca, I just need a teacher to help me. So if anyone knows of someone or a place to find someone to help in B.C, Canada, in the lower mainlands, that would be very helpful. Please and thank you!!
aylarouge: (Default)
( Jul. 8th, 2008 02:19 pm)
CANADIAN.... Eh !

So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud
Of ?

1. Smarties
 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back...Past their White House'. Then we
burned it...and most of Washington .. We got bored.. Because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole
thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. I'm not sure I needed to know that!
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone. And, short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass {Incidently...so does our beer}
26. Canadians live longer, have more sex, work less hours, make more $$, carry less debt, and take more vacation days than Americans.  Apparently while Americans were after the 'American Dream'...Canadians found it!  

BUT MOST IMPORTANT ! 
 
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
 
OOOoohhhhh.... Canada !!

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.
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